Who knows

The adventures of a college student without a can opener.

i thought you loved me

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

free-wifi-for-all:

just going to leave this here

darrynek:

i make my girl come all the time. come to bible study with me that is. god bless

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

meladoodle:

imagine if your dad sent all of your anons

Thanks dad you’re the best

staff:

magsby:

petition for tumblr staff to leave

we don’t want to be here anyway

david karp holds us hostage

send help

drarna:

can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours

275,955 plays!

miladymylove:

siregberttheokayscrewslamps:

animalsforpresident:

Dammit, guys, this is why people think we’re insane.

RIP to those who have headphones.

snowllux:

the-yolocaust:

[STEALS THE BIKE AND RUNS]

AT LEAST RIDE IT YOU ASSHOLE