The adventures of a college student without a can opener.
i thought you loved me
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like
just going to leave this here
i make my girl come all the time. come to bible study with me that is. god bless
imagine if your dad sent all of your anons
Thanks dad you’re the best
petition for tumblr staff to leave
we don’t want to be here anyway
david karp holds us hostage
can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours
Dammit, guys, this is why people think we’re insane.
RIP to those who have headphones.